Well. Let’s read Colin Trevorrow’s Episode IX script

Allegedly. If this turns out to be a hoax the worst thing that can happen is that I’ll have read a fanfiction which is also my brand. Click your favorite character in this screenplay: Rey’s colorful sari - https://www.patreon.com/JennyNicholson Tor Valum, who teaches no one the secret to life-sucking for thousands of years and then Kylo shows up deformed and seething with rage and aggression and Tor Valum is like “okay” - https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson Dade played by one of the kids from Stranger Things, which becomes a funnier casting choice with each passing year - https://www.twitch.tv/progamerjenny Hux, just, Hux - https://www.instagram.com/spider_jewel/ The stormtroopers too bashful to interrupt a couple who’s making out - https://spiderjewel.tumblr.com/ Breakout star VX-20 - https://www.facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids/ A tweet about the screenplay (allegedly) - https://twitter.com/Benredemption/status/1226126955533209600 HQ First Order symbol by Willy_Breeze on reddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3rvibr/i_made_the_first_orders_symbol_in_high_quality/ Banjo Kazooie footage by ZorZelda - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDUbgbJohT4 Smash Bros footage by Vee - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC6W8aoP4Cw