The Scientific Consequences of RIO (2011)

#videoessay #mediaanalysis #scientificallyaccurate #RIO #birds Blu is an indestructible freak of nature?? Scientific malpractice is everywhere thanks to one man??? THE TOUCAN IS CHEATING ON HIS WIFE????? BRAZIL NUMERO UNOOOOOOOO I wanted to put out a mini (??) essay/analysis before I became super busy ... AND I DID!! YAY!! (until I didn’t) Hope you're not allergic to birds because wow that's birds. If you saw the first upload no you didn't ❤️ 🦋 SOCIALS ---- https://bsky.app/profile/randomalistic.bsky.social https://www.tumblr.com/randomalistic 🎵🐦 Music used: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj541YgiIK5Fdg0DVPG0NCTxAsopzGYBy&si=8fqtILd7kAguMZmK TIMESTAMPS ----- 0:00 Welcome to Brazil 3:39 Spix's Macaws and oh no 6:53 EXPOSING Tulio and Linda 10:30 That's not how birds work 12:05 EXPOSING Rafael 14:20 Cockatoo Time (Scary) 19:23 Closing Thoughts --------- Thumbnail art by my friend Qephyr :] This video was made entirely without generative AI.❤️ It makes me go ewwww and it hurts le environment. Very un-RIO core