The Rise of Skywalker - A Brief Look At Bad Lore

Behold! The sum of our work on the Starwarsification of Disney's The Rise of Skywalker. All five parts, remastered. Over 70 minutes of never before seen material. The first stage in a larger process and a more ambitious goal. Join us for the lore version of the Death Star briefing. How did Disney go wrong? What does established lore tell us? What are some of the potential fixes? #theriseofskywalker #starwars #fixingdisneywars PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thebreadcircus DISCORD: https://bit.ly/thediscordcircus TWITTER: https://twitter.com/TheTweetCircus Narration recorded in partnership with THE WARDROBE (IG: @wardobestudionz). Feeding Time, Apologize | HARD MEN WORKING HARD What Is Love - Haddaway | 8 Bit Music No Time To Cry - Cradle of Filth | 8D PLANET Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode | Meme Music Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson | Snowbro/NoTube4Me Scatman (ski-ba-bop) - Scatman John | ChipsNChellos You Spin Me Round - Dead Or Alive | L 24 #00:00:00 INTRO #00:04:19 Don't Hold Your Breath #00:17:41 The Non-icron #00:20:21 R2Disney's USB Port #00:26:55 Irreversibly Breaking Space #00:40:29 Training Mary-Sue #01:04:27 The Rise of Ticking Clock #01:18:50 Forced Force Powers #01:39:32 Desert Vehicles #01:51:55 INTERMISSION: FEEDING TIME #01:56:11 Side B: Communist Fellers / C10H14N2 #01:56:56 Proper C3PO Characterization #02:07:04 The First Order Medallion #02:13:13 Trek to the Death Star #02:22:43 That Accursed Knife #02:26:53 Locating the Vault #02:32:37 What Is Up? #02:35:04 Spread Jam on the Speeders #02:36:41 Shields! In Atmosphere ft. Horsies ("Reprise") #02:43:20 Fights of Ren #02:50:47 Best Laid Plans of The Mouse and Men #03:20:16 Unsubverted Expectations #03:22:48 SPECIAL: Lore As History #03:30:51 OUTRO ("Overdrive")