The Haters Guide to Super Bowl 59

Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring. Use my code for $20 off your first SeatGeek order. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/TREE. NOTE: Skip to 11:12 to avoid playoff aftermaths and get right to the team previews. The Super Bowl that no one outside of their fanbases wanted, yet it's the one we all deserve. So much salt... it's even coming from me. You (don't) love to see it. In a grudge match from 2023, the Philadelphia Eagles will try to dethrone the Kansas City Chiefs from their long-perched altar. The usual suspects are here: Mahomes, Kelce, Chris Jones, Jalen Hurts, AJ Brown, and a new weapon in Saquon. Even if everyone says they're not going to watch this game, we all know we are. Embrace it, call the league rigged, these teams and fans do not care: They only care for excellence. If not, then they'll simply run you over in the process. This video is in dedication to the two finalists in the art of football. May we all pray the meteor hits with precision.