✨ Welcome back to Sir Gregory’s Café — your sun-dappled hideaway where lofi music tells quiet truths, tea stays warm, and even gossip sounds better with soft piano in the background. This is Soft Chaos, a character-driven lo-fi experience narrated by Victoria — a London-based calico cat currently escaping questionable coworkers on a “business trip” to Edinburgh.
🎧 Need chill lo-fi music for studying, focus, journaling, or calming your inbox anxiety? This sunlit café mix blends emotional storytelling, cinematic visuals, and cozy beats to help you feel more human — one oat milk crime at a time.
🎙️ A Softly Sarcastic Tale Told in 5 Scenes
Victoria returns to her hometown. Not for rest — but for spreadsheets and a suspiciously vague “networking dinner.” She shares her thoughts on productivity theater, oat milk theft, HR-approved meditation, and a man who types like he’s chasing a Pulitzer. Through warm textures and dry humor, her story unfolds — quiet, relatable, and always just a little over it.
🪴 This is your sanctuary from urgency. For deadlines without noise. For coffee breaks without Slack notifications. For calm that doesn’t ask questions.
🎼 Music Timestamps
00:00 Coffee Break
04:22 Coffee Shop
06:36 Good Times
08:36 Cup O Tea
11:24 Window
13:36 Surrender
16:44 Sunset Views
19:41 Stars
22:31 Bubble World
25:27 Fuzzy Dreams
27:23 Biscuits
29:48 Memory
Scene Timestamps
02:11 – Scene 1: Business Trip
31:01 – Scene 2: The Fridge Thief
01:00:38 – Scene 2.5: HR’d and Unheard
01:28:42 – Scene 3: Cashews & Synergy
01:57:31 – Scene 4: The Whisperer Wears Lip Gloss
02:24:40 – Scene 5: The One Who Knows My Coffee Order
🌞 What to Expect
• 4 Hours of lofi café music for focus & calm
• Soft ambient visuals (sunlit cafés, not rainy forests)
• Witty voiceover & cozy character-driven storytelling
• Perfect for study sessions, journaling, deep work, or winding down
🧠 Best for:
• Study music & homework focus
• LoFi for work-from-home & creative tasks
• Emotional reset from burnout or toxic productivity
• Office escape music with character and comfort
📚 Cast of the Chaos
– Victoria 🐾: Calico. Over it. Fluent in silence and side-eye.
– Dan: Types like the keyboard owes him money. Built a second brain. Misplaced the first.
– Cheryl: Fridge thief. Whisperer. Possibly telepathic. Definitely petty.
– Jim: HR. Sends mindfulness PDFs instead of apologies.
– Phil: Loud in every sense but emotional awareness.
– Susan: The office’s only source of warmth. We suspect witchcraft (the kind with good tea).
– Sir Gregory 🕊️: Proprietor of peace. Knows how long tea should steep. Never asks twice.
🫖 This story may contain side-eyes, spreadsheets, and subtle rebellion.
Take what you need. Leave what you don’t. The mug’s warm either way.