John Crist: Would Like to Release a Statement - FULL SPECIAL [2023]

John Crist: Would Like To Release a Statement, filmed live at the Majestic Theater in Dallas, TX in 2023! In his third full length 1-hour special, Crist touches on everything: white people trying to solve racism, therapy sessions gone awry, politically correct sports’ mascots...all through the unique lens of his faith, family and childhood. John Crist on tour now! Official Website: https://www.johncristcomedy.com/tour 1:40 Little Dallas 3:33 Spirit Airlines 6:11 97% 9:47 The Cleveland Guardians 11:33 Family Group Text 17:53 Gentle Parenting 21:50 Naming Your Kids Bible Names 23:55 Comparing Yourself to People in the Bible 26:05 I Aint Praying for That 34:00 Just Stay on Your Phone 38:15 Girls Trips, Women Are Always Trying to Get Away 46:26 White People Solving Racism Enjoy the special? John's 2025 release "Emotional Support" is also available right here on Youtube! And his 2019 special "What Are We Doing?" is also available on Youtube! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist