Joe Rogan Hilariously DESTROY Katy Perrys REAL Space Ride!

Joe Rogan Hilariously DESTROY Katy Perrys REAL Space Ride! Joe Rogan mocks Katy Perry for her crazy PR Stunt. This is what he said: I don't think you can describe it because, you know what I was saying? It was, like, quiet, but then also really alive. Non serious event. A PR stunt. No. So they go up there and they float for, like, ten minutes, and then they come down. Let's not minimize this. Let's celebrate female astronauts. Look at the moon. It's dark. Thanks. I will never be the same. I mean, when you get up there and you see the Earth, and it's so beautiful, and it just fills the screen. And it's not just your window. It's, like, everybody's window, and there's no boundaries. There's no border. There's just Earth. I'm gonna tell you something right now. You are officially an astronaut. What the fuck are you talking about? She was in space technically for, like, the blink of an eye, and then she kissed the dirt, and she came down and talked about, you know, the strength man. Yeah. Like, they didn't fix the word. Bitch stuck on a space station for a few months. That's terribly more impressive. Let's not minimize this. Boinking a billionaire and getting a free ticket to space for eleven minutes. It was flat but quiet. The moon. You guys, I will have to tell you. Look at the moon. But this was really not women in space. It was stupid people in space. This was the lowest IQ space crew that has ever been launched from Earth. The reason that Katy Perry is not technically an astronaut right now is because none of the people in this capsule could actually operate anything. It was all being remotely controlled. Space exploration was to to, like, to further our knowledge Yeah. And to help mankind. I mean, what are they gonna do up there that has made it better for us down here? What did they do? They got in their special Oscar de la Renta designed suits laid down in a capsule and came back in ten minutes, you guys. Nice. So it was cool. They took a very, very expensive, very, very cool roller coaster ride that technically put them into space. I don't know. I got I I got chills. I got tears in my eyes when I first heard the enormous burst of sound. Our our something's off with her. That was good. Calling this a crew or implying that this is some revolutionary big glass ceiling breaking win for women is basically complete bull That she needs empowerment says something sad about women because it means that even with a billion dollars, they still need a boost. It's so much money to go to space. Yeah. You know? Yes. And there's we there's a lot of people who can't even afford eggs. Katie. I feel super connected to love. So connected to love. I think this experience has shown me you never know how much love is inside of you. How many billions of dollars did you just spend that could've gone to climate change? And you come down, you come down from your thirty second orbit in space, and you kiss the ground, and you say, we need to thank mother Earth. We need to save the planet. You just fucking Think space travel is reserved for genius scientists and fearless astronauts? Think again. The universe isn’t just for the smartest minds or the bravest souls anymore—it's calling your favorite celebrities! That’s right, Hollywood’s biggest names are trading red carpets for rocket ships, and we’re here to spill the tea on who’s blasting off next. Guess who’s taking the headlines? None other than Katy Perry! From ego-driven stunts to eye-popping adventures, these stars are making space their next big frontier. Get ready for some jaw-dropping moments you won’t believe! Let’s be honest here: it’s not exactly a game-changing moment in history. You forked out a ridiculous amount of cash for what’s essentially a billionaire’s personal joyride. No one's writing your name in the history books, sorry. So the next time you see a celebrity floating in space, just know—it’s more about flexing for the 'Gram than making a giant leap for humanity. Reaching for the stars? Nah, more like reaching for those likes. What do you think about these celebrity space trips? Drop your thoughts in the comments below! #JoeRogan #JoeRoganExperience #KatyPerry #SpaceRide #BlueOrigin #CelebritySpaceTrip #SpaceTourism #BillionaireFlex #RoganRoast #PodcastClips #ComedicRoast #RoganReaction #SpaceClout #TenMinuteAstronaut #NotAnAstronaut #PRStunt #RichPeopleProblems #ZeroGravityJoke #FakeSpaceRide #CringeLaunch #HollywoodInSpace #SpaceSatire #RoganUnfiltered #PodcastRoast #SpaceTripFail