Jerma's Co-op Dark Souls Adventure w/ Ster (Highlights With Chat)

Jerma plays Dark Souls 3 Seamless Co-op and Randomizer with Ster. "Dark Souls continues to push the boundaries with the latest, ambitious chapter in the critically-acclaimed and genre-defining series. Prepare yourself and Embrace The Darkness!" Originally Streamed March 25th, 2025 https://youtu.be/L-a-J37RE2g Jerma985 Long Edit: (7 Hours to 3.9 Hours) Jerma985 Clips Compilation / Jerma985 Funny Moments / Jerma985 Highlights / Jerma985 Stream Edit with Chat Timestamps 00:00:00 Intro Stream setup & initial connection issues 00:01:32 Ad Sync Problems Twitch ad timing causes confusion & desync 00:04:42 Computer Hate Audio setup frustration leads to hating computers 00:05:41 Andrew Tate Lookalike Character created to resemble Andrew Tate from memory 10:39 High Lord Wolnir 00:15:40 Hard Online Course Scam Pitching a fake $500 online course for toughness & soul stealing 00:22:02 Crack Smoker Navigation Knowing item locations leads to crack smoking accusations 00:27:40 Miyazaki's Bow Lies Recalling unmet promises about DS3 bow mechanics 00:31:57 Real Life One Hit Comparing real-life fragility to being one-hit killable 00:34:44 Spirit Animal: Condor? Discussing spirit animals & a condor is suggested 00:39:40 Mysterious Soul Income Souls appear randomly without explanation 00:41:07 Lift Betrayal Predicting the lift will leave someone then dying on it 00:42:51 Cereal Monster Guts 00:48:17 Shampoo Sponsorship Hair Long hair prompts jokes about shampoo brand sponsorships 00:59:17 Laundry Game Antics Discussion of odd behavior during a previous laundry game stream 01:04:40 Calling Gabe Newell Joking about calling a dad at Valve to stop Steam maintenance 01:11:10 Steam vs Captain America Even superheroes can't beat Steam maintenance downtime 01:13:18 Daffy vs Donald Suggesting a Daffy Duck & Donald Duck meeting reenactment 01:22:59 Elmer Fudd Comparison Getting jokingly compared to Elmer Fudd 01:30:59 Things Get Weird Jokes take a slightly strange & personal turn 01:37:04 Fear of Heights? Failing a jump leads to jokes about a fake fear of heights 01:41:31 What's for Dinner? Starting to discuss what food to eat later 01:48:45 Quiznos' Secret Ingredient Joking about human meat being served at Quiznos 01:52:05 Bad Guy NPC Referring to a standard NPC as a disliked "bad guy" 01:55:14 Breaking Bad Banter Comparisons to Jesse Pinkman lead to Walter White talk 01:58:58 Bathroom Ghost Privacy Extreme discomfort about a ghost invading personal space 02:04:36 Ghost Containment Plan How to manage a ghost roommate using salt circles & TV 02:10:49 Synchronized Drinking Attempting to take a drink at the exact same moment 02:21:06 Vampire Expert? Claiming to like vampires but struggling to name many 02:27:11 Tim Hortons Diss Fail Attempting to criticize Tim Hortons gets shut down by chat 02:38:09 Going to Hell Confirmed Accepting chat's verdict about going to hell 02:41:08 Bad Marvel Quip Humor attempt criticized as a poorly timed "minus two Marvel quip" 02:50:50 Ghost Dog Otto Expressing a preference to be the dog, Otto, but as a ghost 02:52:05 Real Life: First Save Joking about never having died in real life, being on the first save file 02:55:24 Normal Bro Behavior? Playing worse intentionally described as "normal bro behavior" 03:01:39 Pee Pants & Dreams Accidental confession about wetting pants & discussion of odd dreams 03:08:16 Tall Man Basketball Tryouts Questioning why a tall enemy isn't playing basketball 03:12:58 Biggest Joint in DS3 Describing a large game structure as a massive marijuana joint 03:14:14 Streaming Existential Crisis Expressing desire for a break & questioning stream purpose 03:16:41 The Biggest Dog Saga Running gag about encountering increasingly larger "biggest dogs" 03:22:03 Universal Food Timing Claiming cosmic awareness based on predicting food readiness 03:30:09 Genius Navigator? Questioning navigation skills after previous "genius" comments 03:38:00 Adopted by Miyazaki Joking about being adopted by Miyazaki & returning to childhood 03:42:20 Big Dog Running Gag Ongoing reactions & chat encouragement regarding large dog enemies 03:45:46 Parakeet Mind Control Denying mind control using a parakeet analogy 03:51:12 Don't Kill the Fire Keeper! Nearly attacking the essential Fire Keeper NPC by accident Jerma plays Dark Souls 3 Seamless Co-op and Randomizer with Ster , finding the nearly decade-old technology surprisingly janky compared to modern titles and lamenting "I hate computers" during setup. Throughout the playthrough, they debate game rules and the legality of unexpected financial windfalls ("illegal souls," "small loan of 50,000 souls"), constantly manage character health with Estus, and he calls out Miyazaki's "lies" about game mechanics and Ster struggles with basic controls like kicking. Jerma: https://twitch.tv/jerma985 #Jerma985 #jerma #clips #gaming #creative #highlights #twitch #funny