I Died a Loser Virgin, Reborn with a WTF System That Makes Me Lick Feet & Fight GODS? | Manhwa Recap

My life was absolute garbage, ended by a speeding truck... but instead of heaven or hell, I got a system demanding I LICK FEET for points?! WTF?! Meet Lin Fan (Lâm Phàm) - broke, dumped by his girlfriend for being poor, and about to die a virgin. That is, until a sassy system offers him a second chance at life... IF he can earn enough EXP by causing EXTREME emotional reactions in others! Surprise, anger, disgust – you name it, I need it! My first tasks? Licking a stranger's hand (creepy, I know!), kissing a girl's leg (even creepier!), and crawling into the WOMEN'S RESTROOM just to survive! 😱 This "Bala Lala Genius System" is supposed to make me the world's #1 genius, but half the time it gives me trash prizes like crullers and plungers after near-death battles! But hey, I also unlock OP SKILLS like Massage Master (surprisingly useful on hot martial artists 😉) and 1-Star Genius Boxing. Just in time too, because I immediately piss off my ex's rich bully boyfriend (Xiao Chao) and his terrifyingly strong (and beautiful) sister, Xiao Mei Mei. Things spiral outta control FAST. Suddenly I'm tangled up with: The powerful Zhao family (and their gorgeous granddaughter who HATES me) A mysterious Dragon Vein Treasure Map connected to my missing father The ruthless Shadow Society and their deadly assassins (Cultivators? Cyborgs?!) Bizarre misunderstandings involving crossdressers, KTV rescues, and exploding phones! From licking feet for survival points to dominating volleyball tournaments and facing down city-destroying threats, my second life is an insane rollercoaster. Can this perverted 'genius' use his bizarre system to get rich, uncover the truth about his father, navigate a minefield of dangerous women, and actually become invincible? This is just the beginning of the madness! 🔥 #ManhwaRecap #SystemManhwa #OverpoweredMC #ActionManhwa #ComedyManhwa #RebirthManhwa #ManhwaExplained