Funniest History Jokes | Jim Gaffigan Standup

Here is a compilation of the best and funniest History jokes I have told over my standup career! PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon. :00 - Mount Rushmore 1:13 - Mary Had A Little Lamb 2:38 - Pirates 4:02 - The Vikings 4:37 - King Edward VIII of England 5:59 - The Alamo 7:10 - Columbus 8:46 - Anne Frank 10:07 - The Acadians 11:07 - The Spanish Empire 12:14 - Franco & Hitler 13:55 - Holy Grail 14:48 - Gengis Khan 15:31 - Stalin 16:46 - Peter The Great 17:18 - Ivan The Terrible PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon. BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION Animals https://bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation Fast Food https://bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation Jesus https://bit.ly/JesusComp Clothing http://bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation Donuts https://bit.ly/JGDonuts Stores http://bit.ly/JGStores Catholic http://bit.ly/JGCatholic Drinking https://youtu.be/KiP1RYhZRHM Disney https://youtu.be/w-veCNXX5OQ Japan https://youtu.be/LGVLWHMlXOI Fish https://youtu.be/2nrMAiWmxQQ Korean https://youtu.be/cBujo-QxHcM Nordic https://youtu.be/qjqGV_JrY8Q Dogs https://youtu.be/FJjvaWzjlBI History https://youtu.be/xENT1mW2KTM Eating https://youtu.be/sT7r7N-Nny8 Hygene https://youtu.be/y1RAyZjBDDs Reading https://youtu.be/ouwagdy1p4Y HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening INTRO https://bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1 CORN https://bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn THE PALE TOURIST Asian American (Full Set) https://bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican Florida Man (Full Set) https://bit.ly/JGFloridaMan Ontario vs Quebec https://bit.ly/JGOntario Superstitions https://bit.ly/JGSuperstition Canadian Map https://bit.ly/JGCanadaMap Tapas https://bit.ly/JGTapas Moose https://bit.ly/JGMoose Tourists https://bit.ly/JGTourist Halifax Donair https://bit.ly/JGDonair Rodeo https://bit.ly/JGRodeo Drake Story https://bit.ly/JGDrake QUALITY TIME Marathons https://bit.ly/JGMarathons Horses https://bit.ly/JGHorses Appendix https://bit.ly/JGAppendix Museums https://bit.ly/JGMuseum Lying https://bit.ly/JGLying Cold Weather https://bit.ly/JGColdWeather NOBLE APE My Wife's Brain Tumor https://bit.ly/JGBrainTumor Massages https://bit.ly/JGMassage Pope https://bit.ly/JGPope My Least Favorite Doctor https://bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor UK vs US https://bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada CINCO Morning Person https://bit.ly/JGMorning Steak is Manly https://bit.ly/JGSteak Hiking https://bit.ly/JGHiking Idiot Abroad https://bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad Easier to be a Guy https://bit.ly/JGBeaGuy Big Family https://bit.ly/JGBigFamily OBSESSED Weddings https://bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay Victoria's Secret https://bit.ly/JGSecret Can't Stop Eating https://bit.ly/JGstopeating MR. UNIVERSE Vitamins https://bit.ly/JGVitamins Whales https://bit.ly/JGWhales Fitness Goals https://bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals Home Birth https://bit.ly/JGHomebirth Big Family https://bit.ly/3a6HW0L Disney https://bit.ly/JGDisney KING BABY Camping https://bit.ly/JGCamping Bacon https://bit.ly/JGBacon BEYOND THE PALE Hot Pockets https://bit.ly/JGHotPocket Doing Nothing https://bit.ly/JGDoingNothing Out To Dinner https://bit.ly/JGOutToDinner Cake https://bit.ly/JGCakes Vegetarian https://bit.ly/JGVegetarian SUPER OLD Manatee https://bit.ly/JGManatee Glasses https://bit.ly/JGGLasses MERCH Proceeds donated to ThelmagineSociety.org https://tinyurl.com/y5fwmpb2 LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show Toast https://bit.ly/JGToast Burger https://bit.ly/JGBurger Pork https://bit.ly/JGPork Hotdog & Eggs https://bit.ly/JGHotDogs Pizza https://bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC Hot Dog Fest https://bit.ly/JGHotDogFest Meatball Parm https://bit.ly/JGMeatball Peas & Corn https://bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn Mikey Takes Over https://bit.ly/JGMikey Oatmeal Soup https://bit.ly/JGOatmeal Garbage Plate https://bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates Chicken Fillet https://bit.ly/JGChickenFilet KC BBQ https://bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ Bacon Wrapped Steaks https://bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge) Hot Pocket https://bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket Spaghettios https://bit.ly/JGSPaghettios Liverwurst https://bit.ly/JGLiverwust Fluff https://bit.ly/JGFluff Vegemite https://bit.ly/JGVegimite Garden Veggies https://youtu.be/8MG690faVUc My Kids React my 1st Stand Up TV Spot https://youtu.be/GZF2H_QbFtg My Kids React my 1st 1/2 hr Special https://youtu.be/BrkuzMkU9J8 DINNER WITH THE GAFFIGANS nightly 6pm E. Watch past episodes click JOIN & become MEMBER. Fee (99 cents) donated to TheImagineSociety.org. JIM EATS THE WORLD (mukbang asmr local food) St.Louis Pizza https://bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld KC BBQ https://bit.ly/JGKCBBQ Garbage Plate https://bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate Polish Boy https://bit.ly/JGPolishboy Spain https://bit.ly/JGSpainJETW Colombia https://bit.ly/JGColombia Paella https://bit.ly/JGPaella PALE FORCE w/ Conan - https://youtu.be/5JcwngQbN94 CORONAVIRUS LIFE (Try not to laugh+ CBS SUNDAY) Welcome to Quarantine https://youtu.be/Kk9EEecdQgU My Kids Ask Covid-19 https://youtu.be/9EhChTrSlPM Pandemic CBS Sunday Morning Mega Compilation https://youtu.be/PYJ85-_YZL0