Thank you to all the nice comments I got on the Blender subreddit asking for this tutorial, I hope it lives up to the hype :)
Every link I could remember:
Original Reddit Post:https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/1eif62l/the_render_was_simple_but_im_really_proud_of_the/
Get Nuke for free:
https://www.foundry.com/products/nuke-family/non-commercial
Unrecord Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK76q13Aqt0
Camera Shakify Add-On:
https://github.com/EatTheFuture/camera_shakify
Botaniq Add-On:
https://blendermarket.com/products/botaniq-trees
Lens Flare reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb8rb1KFHXw
I love you Dell computers:
https://www.dell.com/en-in/shop/business-laptop-notebook-computers/precision-5690-workstation/spd/precision-16-5690-laptop
Also going to add the keywords Phonorealism and Phonorealistic here.
Timecodes:
0:00 - Quick intro
1:26 - Blender breakdown
12:05 - First time in Nuke
18:20 - Light metering
31:30 - Glares and flares
42:08 - White balance adjustment
43:48 - Sky correction
49:02 - Hue and saturation blurring
51:35 - Lower dynamic range
53:13 - Saturation fix
54:37 - Correct focal length
55:48 - Reformatting
56:04 - Exporting
58:09 - Noise and denoise
59:17 - Compression
59:56 - Outro