Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #30

Tell me about it!!! Sometimes the things you think are part of what you are thinking really aren’t not in it. In this newest episode of Best of the Worst Wheel of the Worst, the boys are back to spin the wheel to watch three actual old; dusty VHS tapes. Media that time has forgotten to the ages of time. Mike, Jay, Rich and Tim enjoy three tapes watched on an HDTV screen played via a VHS tape player (Video Tape Player), recorded onto a digital ethernet server, then edited into a video on a computer, uploaded to a YouTube server, and then watched by YOU on your phone, laptop, TV, or Xenowatch™. The theme of this episode is weirdos and a well intentioned man who just loves balloons but not so much the gym. Sorry if that spoiled anything for you, but yes it did. When does this end, oh lord? When will it end? When will you call me back to your kingdom so I can stop doing this? Every time I walk into our studio after cleansing my colon, having a neat glass of 25-year Macallan - chased by a vicod*n, often times I think I’m ready for the day. The problem today is that I was all out of Macallan and pills. I had to face this alone. Sober. And by “sober” I mean filled with pathetic beer that’s 5% to 6.8% ABV. Seriously folks, If I’m drinking beers in that range I might as well be drinking diet cokes like that pus*y loser Rich Evans. The man is so scared of getting a little F*ucked up, he’s wasted nearly his whole life by not numbing reality. There’s no better joy in life than losing control of yourself and your stomach contents on a crowded bus. Yes. I take the bus home from BOTW shoots because I totaled my car after having a nice; neat glass of Macallan, a vicod*n and 8 beers all pushing 10%. Maybe some other stuff, but can’t mention that. Do I have a problem? One might say yes, but the REAL question is: have you seen some of these videos we watch? I’m honestly not surprised Rich isn’t a full-blown alcoholic or raging drug addict. One turns to substances after the things we’ve seen. We all know Jack is sober, but his real drug is embarrassment. Rich's vice is Diet Cokes and self-hated. He’s so filled with carcinogens, he’ll be the only human to have 100% cancer cells while still suffering the never-ending existence of watching bad tapes on a red couch while his ugly, fat “friend” makes fun of his dead grandmother. Rich's body and the spirit of pure evil won't let him die.None of this is healthy to be honest. I don’t know what Jay does to cope. He seems pretty happy. Drinks light. Occasionally I’ll catch him outside SCREAMING on the phone some of the most horrific and violent things you can imagine. One time I saw him punching a kid. I don’t know whose kid it was? I think it may have been his kid, but he’s never mentioned it. Later that week he attended a child’s funeral, but that was the last I heard of it and I’ve always been afraid to ask. All of the statements in this video description have been 100% honest and accurate.