Avatar: The Way of Water - Really Quite Bad

Avatar: The Way of Water is visually stunning. It's also a terribly written mess of plot holes, cliches and contrivances. If this is the best cinema has to offer, then what's the point? *Support the channel!* Patreon: https://patreon.com/thelittleplatoon Subscribestar: https://www.subscribestar.com/the-little-platoon Channel memberships are open! *More from The Little Platoon* LostChord (my second channel): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwk2aG2ErEa__zWG2kCWKVA Ozkii (my colleague's channel): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKxovI9g3mThgklzyw2yVAQ ... And his Substack: https://platoonpost.substack.com/ VTuber design and rigging by Fritz: https://www.instagram.com/vecchiofrytz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR1GhOcRFobwKzJBKrPatc7LfSGRAbDORwuXLn7IibOLi0r9u5jZdlZPJpo *Twitter!* The Little Platoon: https://twitter.com/PlatoonPod Ozkii: https://twitter.com/Ozkii95 Fritz: https://twitter.com/VecchioFritz *Friends of the channel!* @MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc ​ *Timestamps!* Intro - O Brave New World: 00:00 - 14:15 Recap - Dances With Smurfs: 14:16 - 16:26 Bad Avatard Defences: 16:27 - 23:14 Subscribe to The Movie Cynic: 23:15 - 24:02 Back to Pandora: 24:03 - 31:11 Somehow, Quaritch Returned: 31:12 - 36:07 But Muh Themes: 36:08 - 44:57 A Kidnapping: 44:58 - 50:33 Quaritch & Spider: 50:34 - 59:20 The Sea Smurfs: 59:21 - 01:06:11 Wonderlust: 01:06:12 - 01:11:42 Riding the Fauna: 01:11:43 - 01:14:12 Phase 4 Writing: 01:14:13 - 01:17:03 Teen Drama - 01:17:04 - 01:24:10 Ellen Ripley Has Epilepsy: 01:24:11 - 01:29:16 James Cameron's Writers' Room: 01:29:17 - 01:34:40 Convenient Whaling Ship: 01:34:41 - 01:40:58 Something About Whales: 01:40:59 - 01:43:20 Of Spider: 01:43:21 - 01:50:09 Dances With Whales: 01:50:10 - 02:01:05 Even More Whales: 02:01:06 - 02:06:52 The Soundtrack Sucks: 02:06:53 - 02:10:57 Anti-Ageing Whale Goo: 02:10:58 - 02:17:30 The Smurfs Go to War: 02:17:31 - 02:23:05 All Out War: 02:23:06 - 02:40:00 Somebody Dies: 02:40:01 - 02:46:35 Inane Action: 02:46:36 - 03:04:31 Happily Ever After: 03:04:32 - 03:10:10 Outro - The Feelies: 03:10:11 - 03:26:56