A needlessly thorough roast of Dear Evan Hansen (2021)

I don’t just roast I incinerate. Click the title under which you posted Evan Hansen’s speech to the internet: Doctors hate him! High school boy looks 45 https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson POV the lead singer of the memorial didn’t show so the drummer has to sing instead and his voice is incredible https://www.tiktok.com/@jennyusername Stupid Orchard Kickstarter https://www.patreon.com/JennyNicholson Top 10 memorial speech FAILS compilation https://www.instagram.com/spider_jewel/ Weeping falsetto ASMR https://www.twitch.tv/progamerjenny Parts 2, 8, and 10 do not contain triggering content but might be confusing out of context. Except Part 2 that one stands on its own legs. Chapters: 00:00:00 Intro 00:00:38 Part 1: The Story 00:02:46 Part 2: Ben Platt wants an oscar but he is 45 years old 00:11:44 Part 3: Mommy why is the scary man singing 00:19:49 Part 4: Sincerely, Me 00:24:25 Part 5: The romance with the sister 00:28:34 Part 6: His best friend d*ed… you won’t believe what he did next! 00:32:01 Part 7: The stupid Kickstarter 00:36:33 Part 8: The Jared character has no point and makes no sense 00:39:51 Part 9: The stuff I liked 00:41:57 Part 10: The editing 00:44:48 Part 11: The lie 00:52:18 Part 12: Is Evan the bad guy 01:01:16 Part 13: Nothing happens 01:08:28 Part 14: Trees